She was a beauty queen with add 
she says that she forgets the day that i met her 
was just another of her casualties 
temporary 'til she found something better 
oh brother 
there goes another 
my mother she just sits up and cries: 
"hang on, hang on 
everything is all right 
you know who loves you 
hang on, hang on 
everything is ok 
no, she wasn't worth it anyway" 
She was a dizzy dish of cool khaki 
but the gap inside her head was offensive 
there was another from a seinfield scene 
well her manly hands were far too aggressive 
no worry, 
what's all the hurry 
my mother she just sits up and cries:
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