Well i'm the jibber jabber  jaw like shabba 
Franks making thanks  operating like trapper 
John m.d.  yea  that's what folks tell me 
I plan on going far and be a star like marcus welby 
So there  dear  uhum  you suit though 
Yes  i makes the ruckus  causing ruckus like menudo 
Or judo  i kicks it  i throws them when i gamble 
And when i swings my thing  i take a swing like mickey mantle 
But um  i got more flavors than a pack of now and laters 
Beg your pardon, mr. keebler, but i love vanilla wafers 
See, i got it going on 'cause of the songs that i write 
I got it going on 'cause my crew is nuff hype 
Plus i zitz em, i zamz em, i grams em like zorro 
I shot the dagazino for a bag of stella doro 
Breadsticks, oh yes it's the books plus three 
Of my cousins, crazy drazy, ?(abe blitz and tea)? 
'cause we're 
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Jussumen that's on the mic... 
Diggity yes, back up, i just come like shaka 
Zulu, i pop like orville redenbacher 
When i'm proper, i doobity dibble dabble wit my winnings 
I drop a def jam as if my name was russell simmons 
I'm funky, spunky, i clock bread like wonder 
I'll jump up and flex , make you think i'm jane fonda 
I shiggity slam rito, i'm layed back like tito 
I good gots nuff wisdom like mama montigo, amigo 
Se vente, yes i can samba 
I'm known like geraldo, shishi karamba 
The jibbity jibba jammage, always wit the hippity houser 
I got crazy smarts like that kid doogie howser 
So cool out, purno, i burn you no jive 
I wickity wax that scout like the words will be your five 
Diggity damn right half pint, i taste great like bud lite 
I'm well known like spike or walter kronkite 
Cause we're 
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Check it, 1 for the money, 2 for the show 
Thunder, thunder, thundercats, ho 
Yep, i got my moms, i got my girl, i got my friends 
And they say some making dollars, in japan, i'm making yenz 
Wit the new style, meanwhile, my real name is william 
I went and break a slut like donald trump can break a million 
Or zillion, i kills 'em, i watches all my children 
I'm hard as women, watch it silly stunt, just ask the pilgrims 
I was strong from the get go, i'm not lou ferringo 
I never caught the cooties from a fluzy or a bimbo 
Like cheeko, i'm the man, yes indeed, i got the smart, so 
When i take a stand, just take a seat like rosa arts 
Some tomato, tomato, bolongna, bolongna 
I use to fraggle rock ya but now i fraggle zone ya 
A loner, i can't swim, i'm laughing in my hoodie 
And i get down and boogie, oogie, oogie 
Cause we're 
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I'm like slick rick the ruler but i'm cooler that a calvin 
My mon's name is june, my pops name is alvin 
I'm not your kurt gowdie but i'm outtie, sianara 
So hit the road jack so i can welcome back kotter 
I flippity blast the ill shit, i flips them when i get them 
I chills wit the books now mom paid out the rectum 
No comp, i stiggity stomp em all out like sash squash 
I'm deep, no steep, i'll make you wanna join backwash (zoom) 
I diggity drops a jam and now i'm slamming like madonna 
I gave a crewcut to sinead o'conner 
Your honor, i'm bad to the bone, word is born 
'cause me and mrs. jones, we got a thing going on 
Yes i am, my ?(gibitibibity)? bedroom will not end 
To the diggity cows come home, take the gitney again 
'cause it's crazy, so give it a rest toots, don't you know me 
I go from ten to two just like ivan roni 
'cause we're 
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