Intro 
Hello boys and girls. welcome to your de la soul readalong storybook! 
When you hear this sound... * ...that means turn the page. 
And now we begin our exciting adventure of... de la soul is dead. 
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Playground honeys: 
  oh my god  vanilla ice... 
  he's so fly! 
  the boy is so good. 
  did you see his body? 
  he could dance too. 
  he could. 
  he's better than any rapper i ever seen! 
  and plus his dancers! 
- he's so jammin'! 
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Jeff: yo, what's up? 
Honeys: yo, jeff, where you been, man? 
Jeff: guess what i just found, i just found a de la soul tape in the 
Garbage. 
Honeys: for real? let's hear it! 
Jeff: no! 
Honeys: aww, be like that! 
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Mista lawnge: what's up, cocksnot? how ya doing, buddy? 
Honeys: cocksnot? you gonna let him call you that? sucker! 
Jeff: leave me alone! 
Lawnge: what do we have here? 
Jeff: nothing! 
Lawnge: listen, you little arsenio hall gum having punk! 
Honeys: oooh! you let him call you arsenio! oooh! 
Lawnge: i want the tape! 
Jeff: it's mine! 
Honeys: oh, he played you! jeff's getting played! jeff! jeff! bodyslam 
Him, jeff! 
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Lawnge: now! i've got the new de la soul tape! hey dicksnot, 
Buttcrust, get over here! 
D.j. aub: what's up baby? 
Mase: coolin'! 
Lawnge: i just got this de la soul tape, man, slamming. where's the 
Box? the box! 
Mase: so, yo, let's get with the shilsnihilsnobilsno! 
Aub: i got the bidox, let's do this like brutus! 
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...28. for those who have all four answers correct, you will recieve 
A specially selected grand prize. thanks, and goodnight, for three 
Feet 
High and rising, this is don newkirk.