Roughin' it in the great outdoors
guidebooks tell us where to go
winnebago warrior 
Slow down traffic climbing hills
30 gallons to the mile
honey, quick, the polaroid 
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winnebago warrior
brave as old john wayne
winnebago warrior
a true yankee pioneer 
Stop at stuckey's for a meal
blab all day on the cb
winnebago warrior 
Littered campgrounds, folding chairs
feed doritos to the bears
honey, quick, the polaroid 
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Kill some fish down by the creek
hang their picture by the sink
show your grandson who's the boss 
Tie your two toat-goats to the front
u-haul trailer full of souvenirs
that you buy along the way 
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