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i fuck dogs 
in the park 
after dark 
when the moon is a pie in the sky 
The great dane is too tall 
chihuahuas are too small 
but the dog that i like to quell lonely nights 
well the duchhound is best of all 
cos he is longer, and he's thin 
he loves to let me in 
his eyes swell with love he fits like a glove 
and that's way he's mans best friend. 
I fuck dogs, he fucks dogs 
we fuck dogs, they fuck dogs, 
we all fuck dogs in the park 
she fucks dogs, she fucks dogs, 
she fucks dogs, she fucks dogs 
we all fuck dogs in the park 
He's got bed bugs, tciks and nits 
and he scrathes then i itch. 
but the kennel is cramped, and though he's a scamp 
life with a dog is a bitch 
You'll never be alone 
if you give the dog a bone. 
i'm not weird, we don't kiss, but the problem is this, 
his bark (ruff, ruff, ruff,, ruff, ruff, ruff) 
is worse than his bute. 
I fuck dogs 
in the park 
after dark 
when the moon is up high in the sky 
and i'm not.....proud. (arooooo)