All around the country and coast to coast 
people always say what do you like most? 
i don't wanna brag i don't wanna boast 
so i just tell em i like toast 
[chorus] 
yeah toast!! 
yeah toast!! 
I get up in the morning about 6 am 
had a little jelly had a little jam 
take a piece of bread put it in the slot 
push down the lever and the wires get hot 
[chorus] 
yeah toast!! 
yeah toast!! 
Now there's no secret to toasting perfection 
there's a dial on the side and you make your selection 
push to the dark or the light and then 
if it pops too soon press down again make toast 
[chorus] 
yeah toast!! 
uh toast!! 
When the first caveman drove in from the drags 
didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs 
musta bin a genius got it in his head 
plug the toaster in the wall buy a bag of bread make toast 
[chorus] 
yeah toast!! 
uh ohh! 
Oui monsuier bonjour coquette 
on hon croisoiant on vous a vere 
morishe vour eifel towere 
oui marie baguette bon soir 
[chorus] 
french toast!! 
french toast!! 
In chicago we're on the bob and tom show 
Yeah toast!! 
Eh uh uh 
Toast