Got a no string guitar, 
got a sunn beta head 
i'm a rock n roll star, 
i ain't no musician some things
are stranger than fishin, 
know a beat on a drum, 
know how to sing outta key
got some illegal drugs
i ain't no musician 
some things are stranger than fishin, 
yeah i know what i am, chop up another gram
some of us have all the luck
no matter how much we fucking suck