Yeah two feets they come a creepin' 
like a black cat do 
and two bodies are laying naked 
creeper thinks he got nothin' to lose 
so, he creeps up into this house yeah 
and unlocks the door 
and as a man's reaching for his trousers, 
shoots him full of thirty-eight holes 
it's the saturday night special 
got a barrel that's so blue and cold 
ain't good for nothin' 
but put a man six feet in the hole 
Big jim's been drinkin' whiskey 
and playin' poker on a losin' night 
and pretty soon ol' jim starts a-thinkin' 
somebody been cheatin' and lyin' 
so big jim commence to fightin' 
i wouldn't tell you no lie 
big jim done pull his pistol 
and shot his friend right between the eyes 
It's the saturday night special 
got a barrel that's so blue and cold 
ain't good for nothin' 
but put a man six feet in the hole 
I'm gonna tell you what you 
can do with it too 
hand guns are made for killin' 
they ain't no good for nothin' else 
and if you like to drink your whiskey 
you might even shoot yourself 
so why don't we dump them people 
to the bottom of the sea 
before some ol' fool come around here 
wanna shoot either you or me 
It's the saturday night special 
got a barrel that's so blue and cold 
ain't good for nothin' 
but put a man six feet in the hole 
It's the saturday night special 
got a barrel that's so blue and cold 
ain't good for nothin' 
but put a man six feet in the hole 
Saturday night special 
it's the saturday night special 
it's the saturday night special