I want a diamond 
i really do 
i think that you 
should give me one 
Then you can prove 
your love is true 
and that the gift giving 
has just begun 
I want that diamond 
i want that thing 
a tennis bra- 
celet or ring 
It better shine 
it better cut 
i know it is expensive but 
What other way 
can you make four months 
of your measly salary 
last a lifetime? 
And what other thing 
have i ever axed you for? 
Besides 
the ability to read my mind 
and i didn't get that either 
yet. 
I want that diamond 
i want it so 
all of my irratating friends will know 
That i have worth 
not only that 
but that you love me even though i'm fat 
I want it and i want it now. 
i'll say it once i don't care how 
you get it you can rob a store 
there just is nothing i want more 
Than diamond jewelry for me 
and i'll talk louder so you'll see 
how very much this means to me 
Even some little stud earrings 
gimme the goddamn diamond