Intro: 
Original rude bwoy... on your scene 
Haha  ha ha ha! 
Everybody light your blunts  get your smoke on 
Hahah 
All you bitches drop your drawers... witcha stinkin ass (stinkin ass) 
Just roll that weed (roll that weed) just roll that weed (roll that weed) 
Verse one: 
Aiyyo  yes it's me the mc grand royal 
Spittin that newcleus i suggest you jams on it 
I'm not a role model i cracks the beck's bottle 
Smoke blunts, play pretty mc's as sex models 
So inhale exhale what you smell? 
Derail the frail blind mc off my trail 
If he use braille, see i never been touched 
Regulate the street tactics then parlay in the cut 
Uhhahhh, lay back and hit this while i shit this 
Flip this, get some ass flow at long distance 
And plus i pack nine inches in my britches 
And keep an instant lit for the funky ass bitches 
Newark, new jersey's on the map, ?comprende? 
And confrontations start from the blunts and the reme 
And if an-y, mc out there wanna test 
Call my boy poppa c to put a slug in your vest 
Chorus: [from _whut? thee album_; "tonight's tha night"] 
Check, i walk around the street with the black tec nine 
By the waistline, kickin the hype shit 
So turn the volume up a notch 
And watch the ba-bump, ba-bump, make your speakers pop 
(repeat 2x) 
Verse two: 
Owwww, shit i'm just one hip nigga 
Shit is off the hook when my crew is in the mixture 
What i deliver, over tracks and rivers 
Is making your lungs collapse and quiver, it's the 
Ppp foundation in your ass 
We be the bomb like that oklahoma blast 
Then outlast, a few clowns, sounds 
Raps, stay bein the mack like dru down 
Ask me what i smoke and i say, "it's the method!" 
Funk off the hook i leave shit disconnected! 
What's the name of that town rollin up trees? 
[jersey smokin up the bom ba zee!] 
It don't stop, you better move slowly 
I make that chest wet and cosy 
Then dip lowkey like og's 
Then inject that antidote to make you od 
You know a better flower get the dough g and show me 
I bet you i make em more pussy than jonsy *meow* 
And show em how high i am just from the nosebleed (how high) 
I keep it naughty by nature 
Kick that rugged shit that maybelline could make-up, lace up 
Interlude: 
(yeah funk doctor, represent one time for all the blunt smokers) 
Smokin weed 
(yeah yeah, yeah yeah, it's how we do) 
Let me hear you go ooooohhhh! (ooooohhhh!) 
Smoke lalala (smoke lalala) 
Let me hear you go ooooohhhh! (oooohhhhh!) 
Smoke lalala (smoke lalala) 
Verse three: 
Funk doctor, got your ass locked down proper 
Let me next blast derelicts, binaca 
I'ma star at war, smoke blunts, don't chew-bacca 
The head banger boogie for the marijuana shoppers 
Lace the tracks with stacks of artifacts 
Make the police arrest me for givin the cardiac 
Cause i'm the shitter, headbanger non-quitter 
Twenty blunt a day nigga, landcruise whipper 
I represent, commence to beat an instrument 
Who's next to get that ass bent ten percent 
I make you boo pass off your jewels you lose cause 
(i am so cool... cool... cool...) 
React opponent, i got five on it 
Met some hoochie, now i got fifty-five on it 
With two coronas, i dominate my opponents 
To the hardcore niggaz, keep on! (motherfucker) 
Chorus