It's a lunch buffet for one 
and an iced tea hold the lemon
seems you overdid the fun 
and undersold the women 
in your amazing life
You wore camouflage today 
because you wanted to be noticed
chased your valentines away 
oh, man. you really showed us
with your amazing life
You never had a rhyme or reason 
a notion or a clue
a duck insisting that 
it's rabbit season
if days are numbered 
this one's two
when the sinners turn to salt 
and the tigers turn to butter
you swear o god it's not your fault 
while going through the clutter
of your amazing life