Don't touch me! get away from me! 
Homeboy  you better stop it  keep up you're gonna get it 
Your mouth is gettin' sassy  don't make me have to hit it 
Cuz when i heard about you my teeth just gritted 
You told me that you didn't  but i knew you were with it 
Chorus 
Bet you got a chick on the side 
Sure you got a chick 
I know you got a chick on the side 
(love bandit, love bandit) 
(repeat) 
Don't worry, boy, cuz i won't complain, no need to explain 
I seen everything through the window pane 
You and your other lover, that's really insane 
And another thing: please take off my gold ring 
I got another finger i can put it on 
You blew the deal so now i'm all gone 
I was prepared for just in case you messed around 
On the side you could be replaced 
But you could have found a better way of lettin' me down 
Instead of running around with every girl in town 
I heard you on the phone the other day 
Don't you say it's an old friend all the way from l.a. 
I finally caught onto your little game 
Your lying and denying is a cryin' shame 
You took me for granted, this is the end, dammit 
You're playing the field like you're some (love bandit) 
Chorus 
Oooo my, oooo my so-called fiancee listen to what i say 
Whatever game you play i play the same way 
So if you wanna go mess around and cheat 
And you wanna romance between another girl's sheets 
Go ahead sweetheart, i expected that 
Cuz you're nothing but a cheap, little, stuck-up brat 
Wherever you're at you want this and that 
You dirty rat, i'm not a welcome mat 
I got another lover, and i know he cares 
So smile child, but keep your crocodile tears 
Go ahead, go, go boy! i'm going steady 
In loving arms this teddy is ready 
He fixed the table for his and hers 
And while the dinner simmers he served the hors'doevres 
Then munch-out time, hit the wine, get mellow 
Cleared off the table and his hello-jello 
I can't express the feeling that i get 
So i just lay back and light up a cigarette 
And try to be cool, collected, and calm 
He tells me my fortune and reads my palm 
With a suave taste i cannot embrace 
In a feeling of desire by the fireplace 
Love bandit, i'm makin' it clear 
See ya later, gator, i'm gettin' outta here, yeah 
Chorus 
You're at the window starin' at the sky 
Birds fly by, you start to wonder why 
You're not by my side sharing the dream 
That one day you'll be my king, and i'll be your queen 
I call you every day, ask to get into your home 
I tell you i'm alone, but you hang up the phone 
You're like a hot flame getting ready to burn 
You say you're concerned, baby, you don't earn