Featuring too $hort 
[too $hort] 
$hort dog's in the house... 
Hey  seag  what you mean when you talk about gangstas? 
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When i'm talking about gangstas 
I ain't talking about gang bangers 
Small time corner hangers  i'm talking about bird slangers 
Not them fake ass shoot em up type 
But the type that shoot you ass when the time's right 
So would you tell me what's your mack like 
What's your stack like 
Slanging crack on a track making stacks to the day light 
Niggas keep it ceased, my pockets increases 
I can't be faded, not even with some bleach 
Most of you niggas ain't gangstas, you kicking drama 
But that drama will cause your ass drama 
In my h-o-o-d, that big s to the n to the v 
On the late night ride, straight on the mission 
On highway 5 with a trunk full of chickens 
Gangsta living is a sport 
But playing these hoes is for the pros 
Like my boy too $hort 
[too $hort] 
Big baby pass the mic so i can dog these freaks 
Two rapping mothafuckas from east oakland streets... 
On that ass, so what you gonna do with that? 
Some bitch lost a nigga when they peeled his cap 
When they was getting at his ass, hollered 'let that go!' 
But oakland, california don't protect no hoe 
Cause they'll write you off like taxes 
Everywhere you go you get your ass kicked 
Niggas don't appreciate you coming with a phony 
Kinda like the mack when he smoked pretty tony 
And that's straight pimp game from the o 
My name is $hort dog, you wanna know... 
Some? nothing but gangstas and playas out here 
Can't be a fake nigga staying out here 
Bitches learn early to respect this game 
So they never talk down on a player's name 
Bitch...bitch...bitch... 
Gangstas...gangstas...gangstas...players...players...players 
Gangstas...gangstas...gangstas...players...players...players 
Gangstas...gangstas...gangstas...players...players...players 
Gangstas...gangstas...gangstas...players...players...players 
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It's the big bad ass nigga named seag 
Back in your ass with a trick up my sleave 
Snitches acting like a bitches in a way 
Gonna be find with the vicious, sewing stiches, when i spray 
You fucking with a nigga that's hard to the bone 
Giving mothafuckas close-ups of my barrel 
So peek out game from the east side vet 
From the 69 set, it's as real as it gets 
Still blending up hop in a blender 
Wore my beanie at the winter, a full time offender 
With them terrorized, hellafied, gangstarized lyrics 
Creeping to you speaker like an alcapone spirit 
Crawling and balling to the east side jungle 
Niggas steady calling, i'm holling off bundless 
I'm the judge and jury of this court 
But i'ma kick back and hit this 'port 
And pass the mic to $hort 
[too $hort] 
I'm zipping hennessey straight, smoking my dank 
My bitch is outta pocket, can't have no bank 
Should i kick her mothafucking ass? 
Cause punk niggas out here don't last 
Maybe i should fire my bitch and get a new hoe 
Have her sprung on old school too $ho 
Let her fine ass ride in my lexus 
Take her to my house and start talking about sex, bitch 
Anyway you want it, it be something tight 
Roll with $hort dog, bitch, you fucking tonight 
Straight player from the o, hoe, yes, it's me 
Got love for the gangstas from s.n.v. 
If it weren't for the pimp and a mack in me 
I wouldn't holler at my homeboys, black indeed 
What's up? seag got me at the studio 
Called me up so i can take it to these hoes 
And that's just what we gonna do... 
Take it to these hoe ass niggas and you bitches... 
Straight from the oaktown... 
East side, bitch... 
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Macking and stacking... 
Slapping bitches, you know what i mean? 
Just a gangsta thang, you know what i'm saying? 
East side, bitch, in the house...