It all seemed to happen so fast
will you ever believe the way he passed away
i saw his widow speak on her fortune
she was feelin' pretty apathetic 
Coax me, cajole me
coax me, cajole me 
If i drink concentrated oj
can i think consolidated's okay?
it's not the band i hate, it's their fans
three cans of water perverts me 
Coax me, cajole me
coax me, cajole me
coax me, cajole me 
And after he died
by rights she'd have cried
i gave mine away
i gave mine away 
I saw a widow's peak on her forehead
it was full of lines and sinkers 
Coax me, cajole me
coax me, cajole me
coax me, cajole me