I don't wanna go and party, 
i don't wanna shoot the pier, 
i don't wanna take the doggie for a walk, 
i don't wanna look at naked chicks and rink beer, 
i don't wanna do a bong load, and go and wrench on the car, 
i don't wanna hose the dog shit down, 
cause i aint even gonna get out f bed, 
I aint gettin, 
i aint gettin out of bed today, 
i aint gettin, 
i aint gettin out of bed today, 
Keep on skankin' ronnie, 
skank the night away, 
but the time is coming, 
for us all to pay.
I don't wanna watch no porno, 
i don't wanna play guitar, 
i don't wanna spank the monkey, 
i don't wanna go down to the corner bar, 
and i aint even got to listen to all 
the stupid shit you got to say. 
i don't wanna do a god damn thing. 
i don't want to, 
want to leave my bed today
I don't wanna eat burritos, 
or read about oj. 
no i dont want to get a head rush 
cause i aint gettin out of bed today 
i aint got to leave my bed
Keep on skankin' ronnie, 
skank the night away, 
but the time is coming, 
for us all to pay