The mid twenty joys around a heart that's black and blue 
tattooed love boys 
i tore my knees up getting to you 
'cause i needed 
to find out what the thing was for 
been reading 
but man the time came to explore
i went apewire 'cause i thought 
like i'd like it little tease 
but i didn't mean it 
but you mess with the goods doll, honey you gotta pay, yeah
a good time was guaranteed for one and all 
the tattoos did target practice in the hall 
while waiting for their number to get called out 
i, i, i, i found out what the wait was about
i was a good time, yeah, i got pretty good 
at changing tyres upstairs bro 
i shot my mouth off and you showed me what that hole was for
now i see you 
all impressed and half undressed 
you got paint stick all over the scars and lumps and bumps 
tattooed love boys 
have got you where i used to lay 
well ha ha too bad, but you know what they say 
"stop snivellin', you're gonna make some plastic surgeon a rich man"
oh, but the prestige and the glory 
another human interest story 
you are that