Well, you¡¯re just like a club fag wearing doc martens 
get a pair of chukas or some checkerboard slip-ons 
worship jeff spicoli not chris cornell 
get a pair of vans or god will send you to hell 
to hell¡ 
you think doc martens are the coolest invention  listen | buy 
  
since someone sliced a loaf of bread in someone else¡¯s kitchen 
the plain truth is that you just plain suck 
so why should i tell you not to waste a hundred bucks 
vans in my head 
vans on my feet 
my sole is on the ground when i¡¯m walking down the street 2, 3, 4 
don¡¯t wear no doc martens 
can¡¯t wear no birkenstocks 
just a crummy old pair of chuka boots and a smelly old pair of socks¡ 
if you want to wear them you don¡¯t have to ride a skateboard 
you can even wear them with a pair of old cords 
someone¡¯ll probably tell you that they¡¯re not in trend 
just tell them that¡¯s the reason why you don¡¯t have any friends 
no friends¡ 
i don¡¯t wanna hear about alternative footwear 
and i don¡¯t wanna hear about your new hair-do 
i don¡¯t give a shit about you stupid motherfuckers 
¡®cause i just wanna get a pair of olive green chukas! 
vans in my head 
vans on my feet 
my sole is on the ground when i¡¯m walking down the street 2, 3, 4 
don¡¯t wear no doc martens 
can¡¯t wear no birkenstocks 
just a crummy old pair of chuka boots and a smelly old pair of socks¡ 
vans in my head 
vans on my feet 
my sole is on the ground when i¡¯m walking down the street 2, 3, 4 
don¡¯t wear no doc martens 
can¡¯t wear no birkenstocks 
just a crummy old pair of chuka boots and a smelly old pair of socks¡