Andycat: well my name is andy c and i can guarantee 
that if you wanna be down, then down is where i'll be 
i'm on fresh mode, i rock fresh mode, 
i rap fresh mode, i'm on fresh mode! 
dizzy: and i'm dizzy dustin, bustin, that's my trade 
and all you sucka alligators gotta get soufled 
i'm on fresh mode, i'm on fresh mode, 
i'm on fresh mode, i'm on fresh mode, 
andycat: hey, let me plummet from the summit to the scene as bactine 
to clean away the rotten bacon fakin sizzling 
i wanna make your feelings cool, let's get you a towel 
with a style, i keep it fresh like a produce aisle 
what's up to the guys with especially you ladies 
if it's jiggling baby, then go ahead maybe 
dizzy: rock 
andycat: to the 
dizzy: rhythm 
andycat: to the 
dizzy: roll 
andycat: to the 
dizzy: rap 
people stand in line when my rhymes are on tap 
they color me fresh with the flesh crayon 
and if it doesn't stay on, i got a can of spray on 
so you can see how top choice we get 
andycat: yo man i come fresher than a moist toilette 
now some of these players play mister big salami 
but truth be told, they're fold like origami 
and cease to make moves cause they get stuck in the tarpit 
when they try to spill shame on my stain resistant carpet 
in combat, i'm a diving wombat 
when i'm locked in, i'm a rugrat, well get on that 
dizzy: i adjust my birdsight to terminate a termite 
and torpedo a mosquito cause i hate a bugbite 
i put the dark vibes in the archives to stay 
andycat: why? 
dizzy: i'm done feeling drowsy and lousy today 
and if you feel the same way, 
come check us at a spot with no dress code 
we're on fresh mode 
We're on fresh mode x 4 
(young einstein on the scratch) 
dizzy: this fresh breath mint gets dropped like a hint 
i see them but they can't see me like limo tint 
i'm lint under a blacklight, i stand out 
while you rap to flashlight, and fan out 
put an embargo on the cargo, 
your shipping days are through 
andycat: you better call ??? (who are you?) 
i'm andycat (i didn't know that) 
we went through stacks and stacks of old wax 
to bring it back 
now i don't smoke buddha, can't stand cess 
but i'll eat a couple ruffles cause they're guaranteed fresh 
i'm like indiana jones dodging skulls and bones 
dizzy: not to mention fancy cars and cellular phones 
i see the circus on the surface, it's the pipe no doubt 
all these leaks from the spout cause the freaks to come out 
the buzz around town says you gotta 
andycat: you gotta 
dizzy: if it's anything less than fresh don't say nada 
ugly duckling in your ear, 
with young einstein on the fader, 
andycat: cutting like a cheese grater 
now we gotta be sonny bono's ex and share a song 
that hits heads like hair care so pull up a chair 
others want the cash prize and may commericalize 
they're sly like a fry guy stealing my fries 
but it's about nothing but love when we rockin your pound 
not depeche mode 
we're on fresh mode 
Now where's young (scratch) einstein (scratch) 
(the man with the beats to cause a disaster) 
he's on (fresh) mode, he's on (fresh) mode, 
he's on (fresh) mode, he's... (so fresh), 
and this is ugly duckling, groove galore 
we rock from the clouds to the ocean floor 
we're on fresh mode, we're on fresh mode, 
we're on fresh mode, we're fresh