If i had a 1,000,000 (if i had a 1,000,000) 
i'd buy you a house (i would buy you a house) 
if i had a 1,000,000 (if i had a 1,000,000) 
i'd buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) 
if i had a 1,000,000 (if i had a 1,000,000) 
i'd buy you a k-car (a nice reliant automobile) 
if i had a 1,000,000, i'd buy your love 
If i had a 1,000,000 
i'd build a treefort in our yard 
if i had a 1,000,000 
you could help it wouldn't be that hard 
if i had a 1,000,000 
maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
If i had a 1,000,000 (if i had a 1,000,000) 
i'd buy you a fur coat( but not a real fur coat that's cruel) 
if i had a 1,000,000 (if i had a 1,000,000) 
i'd buy you an exotic pet (like a llama or an emu) 
if i had a 1,000,000 (if i had a 1,000,000) 
i'd buy you john merrick's remains (oooh all them crazy elephant bones) 
if i had a 1,000,000 i'd buy your love 
If i had a 1,000,000 
we wouldn't have to walk to the store 
if i had a 1,000,000 
we'd take a limousine cause it costs more 
if i had a 1,000,000 we wouldn't have to eat kraft dinner 
(but we would eat kraft dinner.
of course we would!  we'd just eat more...
and buy really expensive ketchups...like...dijon ketchup!  mmmm...)
If i had a 1,000,000 (if i had a 1,000,000) 
i'd buy you a green dress ( but not a real green dress that's cruel) 
if i had a 1,000,000 (if i had a 1,000,000) 
i'd buy you some art (a picasso or a garfunkel) 
if i had a 1,000,000 (if i had a 1,000,000) 
i'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?) 
if i had a 1,000,000 
if i had a 1,000,000 
if i had a 1,000,000 
if i had a 1,000,000...i'd be rich!