If smiling raver, chubby, 
girls with fragrant 
barretted blond curls 
won't lead you to stray...
you got the job!
If you don't mind 
cigarette smoke 
or my addiction to diet coke 
and sex night and day...
you got the job!
If you promise not to 
make me cry 
and never ever tell a lie 
when i'm on the road...
you got the job!
If you love me 
just for who i am 
i'll love you back forever 
and baby i'm sold...
you got the job!