Passively one day as the sun rose out of it's house 
so did this little old girl as she whistled out of her mouth 
and happily and gay 
well i guessed exactly that 
because she found a special guy 
that put her in a special trance 
She fell in love so quickly 
what the hell was she to expect 
that the guy under her arm wasn't the same 
as any other guy 
that she had thought that he once met 
i guess you could only blame fate 
Things started getting weird as they started to kiss 
he often felt her hair and remembered how his mother he missed 
and then quietly one day 
she sang a song from deep within her heart 
causing some ingestion 
she finished with a great big fart and 
She knew at that one moment 
that song was something he heard before 
so he asked her to do that again 
Then out the door they hurried 
he was gonna find out for sure 
so she analyzed her rear end 
He said, when i was a little buy my dad left my mom. 
he used to always fart and sing this special song. 
now i wasn't quite so sure until your shirt did fall. 
'cause now i know that your my mom because you use ben wah boobs. 
I said a wah, wah, wah - wah - wah, 
wah, wah - wah - wah, wah... 
i said a wah, wah, wah - wah - wah, 
wah, wah - wah - wah, wah…