Your love
 is nothing but a fast food meatball sub
 on an altitude impaired, 747 bearing nitro-glycerin.
 it reminds me of being kicked in the face by a rabid kangaroo,
 having my eyes taped open before 24/7 children's programming...
 
 i hate it when i fall down the stairs;
 everybody stares...
 i hate it when i trip up the stairs;
 everybody laughs...
 
 i wish 
 i were better looking, more pleasing to the eye.
 so all the girls will attend my funeral, when i fall down the stairs 
 and die...
  i hate it when i fall down the stairs
 everybody stares
 i hate it when i trip up the stairs
 everybody laughs