Bending the rules of a late night card game 
where the loser removes an item of clothing 
you're dreading each deal so urgent and grave 
have a shufty* over your shoulder, 
well it's a shady game 
And i want to lose 
oh, please let me lose 
oh, please let me lose 
it's nothing to you 
it's nothing to you 
This reshuffled pack 
brings back the sick curse of luck 
because the ace in my hand is such a shock 
exchanging a king for your two 
while you're out of the room 
have a shufty over your shoulder, 
well all the same it's a shady game 
And i want to lose 
oh, please let me lose 
oh, please let me lose 
it's nothing to you 
it's nothing to you 
I'm cutting this queen, 
well this six is chewed 
you're all undisguised, 
i'm stuck on shoes 
So have you ever met a bad winner? 
well how do you do? 
Jack! ace! queen! king! 
no! no-no! no! no-no! no-no! 
no.......no.....no..... 
They won't let me lose... 
I'm bending the rules of a late night card game