Oh ... 
i have been smashed again 
with the men from the 
old valhalla road crematorium 
boring men with the same old patter 
I am a simple man 
not much to gain or lose 
and i don't know why i held out 
so long for me and you 
until he drew 
a swallow on my neck 
and more, i will not say 
he drew 
a swallow, deep and blue 
and soon, everyone knew 
then i was wrecked again 
with the men full of bluff and ardour 
from a well-known funeral parlour 
i am a simple man 
not much to gain or lose 
older and wiser 
never applies to me 
and so he drew 
a swallow on my neck 
and more, i will not say 
he drew 
a swallow, deep and blue 
and soon, everyone knew 
aah ... 
oh ... 
you have been telling me 
that i have been 
acting childish 
foolish, ghoulish and childish 
oh, i know, i know, i know ! 
i know, i know, i know 
but i don't mind 
i don't mind 
i don't mind 
ah ... 
i don't mind 
ah ...