I cleaned the apartment before he came 
i vacuumed up every dust particle 
i cleaned the bathtub for his arrival 
i even did the laundry on a sunday 
I took the m60 to laguardia 
i got lost after i got off the bus 
i wasn't surprised (i have a poor sense of 
direction; i could get lost in my sleep) 
God, i hope i'm at the right terminal 
god, i hope i smell ok 
And i don't mind waiting at the airport 
if i have someone nice to wait for 
I wrote his name on a big piece of cardboard 
as a joke to hold it up when he came 
i couldn't go past the x-ray machines 
i had to wait inside a barrier 
God, i hope i'm in the right building 
god, i hope my skin is not oily 
And i don't mind waiting at the airport
if i have someone nice to wait for 
I kept my eyes fixed on the people coming out 
they all looked tired (i was glad i was not them) 
i wondered if he'd cut his hair like he said 
he would, but i bet that he chickened out
God, i hope i didn't get here too late 
god, i hope my breath is not nasty 
And i don't mind waiting at the airport 
if i have someone nice to wait for 
By the way, he finally did arrive 
i gave him a hug and ten thousand kisses 
and like i thought he hadn't cut his hair 
but i was glad to have him home with me