We're hurtling through space at top speed 
so don't be surprised if you get a nosebleed 
i also know for a fact that we're small 
so don't go drooling over the size of crossgates mall 
We are a tick in a forest of trees 
so it's no surprise that you can never find your car keys 
sun's big and bright but it's a small star 
i often wonder how the hell we've made it this far 
I really hate it when people complain 
about preventable heart disease and a little rain 
Little green men, they could be our friends 
we keep them away with recurrent 70s trends 
who can explain a world with cell phones 
intricate computers and the likes of jenny jones? 
I really hate it when people complain 
about broken escalators and a little rain 
i really hate it when people complain 
about how tipping's overrated and a little rain 
Tomorrow we might not be here at all 
we could get hit with a big flaming fireball! 
time's running out, so please don't delay 
know who you are more than you know how much you weigh 
I really hate it when people complain 
about what they should have done yesterday and a little rain 
i really hate it when people complain 
about all their broken promises and a little rain