Shary: if there's a task that must be done,
              don't turn your tail and run,
              don't pout, don't sob,
              just do a half-assed job!
              if... you... cut every corner
              it is really not so bad,
              everybody does it,
              even mom and dad.
              if nobody sees it,
              then nobody gets mad,
        bart: it's the american way!
       shary: the policeman on the beat
              needs some time to rest his feet.
chief wiggum: fighting crime is not my cup of tea!
       shary: and the clerk who runs the store
              can charge a little more
              for meat!
         apu: for meat!
       shary: and milk!
         apu: and milk!
        both: from 1984!
       shary: if... you... cut every corner,
              you'll have more time for play,
 shary & off: it's the american waaaaay!