Homer: you could close down moe's,
                             or the kwik-e-mart,
                             and nobody would care,
                             but the heart and soul
                             of springfield's in
                             our maison derriere!
                             (music starts)
                      belle: we're the sauce on your steak,
                             we're the cheese in your cake,
                             we put the spring in springfield.
             dancing girl 1: we're the lace on the nightgown,
             dancing girl 2: the point after touchdown,
    belle and dancing girls: yes we put the spring in springfield.
                      belle: we're that little extra spice
                             that makes existence extra-nice,
                             a giddy little thrill
                             at a reasonable price.
                    lovejoy: our only major quarrel's
                             with your total lack of morals.
             dancing girl 3: our skimpy costumes ain't so bad,
             dancing girl 4: they seem to entertain your dad!
    belle and dancing girls: the gin in your martini,
                             the clams on your linguine,
                             yes we keep the
                             (belle flicks bumblebee man's antenna)
                             in springfield!
Wiggum, krusty, and skinner: we remember our first visit,
               mayor quimby: the service was exquisite!
                 mrs quimby: why joseph, i had no idea!
               mayor quimby: come on now, you were working here!
          grampa and jasper: without it we'd have had no fun
                             since march of 1961!
                       bart: to shut it down now would be twisted,
  jimbo, dolph, and kearney: we just heard this place existed!
              dancing girls: we're the highlights in your hairdo,
                        apu: the extra arms on vishnu,
              dancing girls: so don't take the
                             (barney opens a krusty-in-the-box)
                        mob: we won't take the
                             (sideshow mel blows on his slide-whistle)
                   everyone: yes let's keep the
                             (moe crashes two garbage can lids together)
                             in springfield!