Judy hates me, 
stepped on her cat 
i hate judy, 
she's gettin' too fat 
sally left me, 
i was gettin' kinda cold 
i left sally, 
she was gettin' kinda old 
oooh, oooh, what's a guy to say? 
Tawana don't like 
the tapes i bought 
boo-yah tribe, 
new kids on the block 
tracy says my car is dumb
i think there's more 
where she came from
oooh, oooh, what's a guy to say? 
girls are turning 18 every day 
rachel turned 18 just last week 
kamie turned 18 looks so sweet
jenny's lookin' sorry at 29 
but her sister turned 18 just in time