For all those that are feeling 
way too fed up inside 
now here's a celebration 
of failure and losing 
like to put a shout out 
to all y'all far and wide
sorry, people but this is 
the way it's gotta be
i know, i know, i know, i know 
we are pushing the parameters 
to a brand new low
the end is near there's lots to fear
no such thing as a good day 
is what i'm told
let the bad times roll
the grass is never greener 
on the other side
i'll stay right here and frolic 
in the dirt and gravel
where's the love in this room? 
i feel teary eyed.
between you and me i don't think 
it's ever gonna change 
descend, rear end, offend a friend
it's wise of you to run and hide 
from what's around the bend
the end is near 
there's lots to fear
no such thing as a free lunch 
is what i'm told
let the band times roll
up to me i'll embrace them happily
let you people know i'm not foolin'
come take a ride with me 
down to riverside
show you what it's like to be coolin'
life's gotta be a little better overseas
where everyone's drivin' a mercedes 
unsatisfied with my mailorder bride 
so much for my last attempt with the ladies 
listen to nobody 
this is the way i think
tell 'em all you're gonna live 
at least until you're forty
just be glad you're only 
one shade of blue in the face 
wake up, smell the shit and think 
that everything is great
i know, i know, i know, i know
we are pushing the parameters 
to a brand new low
the end is near 
there's lots to fear
no such thing as a good day 
is what i'm told 
let the bad times roll